Friend girl, you weren't lying-- your boyfriend's dick does fit in your anus

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?

We got bored and called a friend - now we're having fun, we're fucking each other

Be honest, you wanted anal, not a massage, so I put it in

He said it didn't hurt in the ass - and now I can't sit up for a week